It’s New Years – a phrase that sounds an awful lot like “Jew” years. Hilarious, right? I mean, switching an “N” and a “J”? Comedy genius. Just ask these tweeters, each with their own spin on this totally original piece of wordplay:
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Classic:
Happy Jew year, everyone
— Kung Jew Panda (@04adam) December 31, 2013
There’s always nicorette, pal:
*lights cig* “more like happy JEW year” — TEDDY NEW YEAR (@HumanKilgore) December 31, 2013
Tech savvy:
Happy Jew Year from Autocorrect. Or rather Happy Jew 2014! — Sahil Bhalla (@IMSahilBhalla) December 31, 2013
ENTHUSIASTIC!:
HAPPY JEW YEAR!!! — MS- Tornado Wrangler (@MaximumBosh) December 31, 2013
Self-referential:
Jew year, Jew me
— Matt Gelman (@mattgelman) December 31, 2013
Conspirational:
Happy JEW year to all my tribe pals who are totally not controlling the international money markets and Hollywood. Chag Sameach!
— MXRK XLXX PRXSTXN (@markalexpreston) December 31, 2013
Sounds like it might have been a low bar to clear:
someone just messaged me (with spell check on): “Happy Jew Year” LMFAO THAT MADE MY YEAR — jas (@jelectrify) December 31, 2013
“bcuz”:
I dont even bother to post status about jew year and christmas on facebook anymore bcuz judgemental bitches — E (@fxckmalik) December 31, 2013
Questionable friend choices:
HAPPY JEW YEAR….to all my anti Semitic friends
— #OHROB. (@robspitzy) December 31, 2013
Party Pooper:
more like Unhappy Jew Year, amirite? #StopTheJews
— Nox (@NoxIsAnAsshole) December 31, 2013
Boy did you!
Omg did I type jew year? :o
— Rahul (@rahulharminder) December 31, 2013
Do you really need to ask?
I wonder if Jewish people say Happy Jew Year to each other and find it hilarious. — Calum McSwiggan (@CalumMcSwiggan) December 31, 2013
Um…helpful?
Everyone have a happy Jew Year! Stay safe dont drunk & drive Only smoke & remember see a pig lose him! #LOL don’t wanna spend it in jail. — AKilluminati (@An0nKn0wledge) December 31, 2013
Too many, friend. Too many:
How times will I hear ‘Happy Jew Year’ tonight? — Jonty Leibowitz (@JontyLeibowitz) December 31, 2013
BONUS – Guiding wisdom for 2014:
Happy Jew year to my mother and @heeb magazine, the only sources that matter.
— matches mike lone (@bizmichael) January 1, 2014
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So, from all of us here at Heeb, we wish you a happy, healthy, and safe J..er…NEW Year.
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